My son came home from school one day,|
A smirk was on his face.
He'd decided he was smart enough
To put me in my place.
He said: Guess what I learned in Civics 2,
It says I don't have to clean my room,
I have freedom FROM religion,
I can wear earrings if I want,
AND if you ever spank me,
He said: Don't you ever touch me,
Don't preach about your morals,
Mom, I have these children's rights,
Well, of course, my natural instinct
I mulled it over carefully,
AND AWAY WE GO!
Next day I took him shopping,
I've called and checked with C.S.D.,
I've canceled that appointment
No time to stop and eat,
Just save that raging appetite,
He asked: Can we stop to rent a movie,
I also rented out your room,
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'm selling off your jet ski,
Hey, Hot Shot, are you crying?
Share this with some parents----- or better yet some kids!!!
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