An old man, walking in the woods, heard a cry for help.
He looked all around and then down at a frog.
"Pick me up," it said, so he did.
"Now kiss me," it said, "and I'll turn into a beautiful girl." Instead, he put the frog into his pocket. So the frog said, "Didn't you hear me?"
"Yes," said the senior citizen, "but at my age I'd sooner have a talking frog."
Just For Fun|
[Adams Rib] [Technologically Challenged] [My Son Is Choking] ["Cough, cough, cough"] [Pillsbury Doughboy] [Easy Quiz] [The Elevator] [Fishing In Ks] [Frog] [Moms] [Survivor] [Jesus Is Watching] [What if he's not in heaven?] [What if Dr. Seuss wrote the Manuals?] [Odd Sayings!] [Don't drink and fly!] [Redneck Motorhome] [The Florida Ballot] [Give him your nose] [So Funny They're Stupid] [Virus Warning!] [Still On The Books] [Why We Do It] [10 Things Men Understand About Women] [Things I Learned From Mom]
Food For Thought
Nancy Trice, © 1996-2001